Sunday, 11 March 2012

John Carter

Via the power of a mystical amulet, Civil War vet John Carter (Taylor Kitsch) is transported to the red, rocky landscapes of Barsoom, where he gets unwillingly caught up in a global conflict between the planet’s multiracial inhabitants. Pixar’s Andrew Stanton makes a decent first stab at live action and there may well be an audience out there who wants to see Kitsch leap around canyons in a kilt, but John Carter also suffers from a severe case of deja-vu. Coming off as an overwhelming blend of Star Wars, Avatar and Flash Gordon, Stanton’s flick is unlikely to stick in minds once the end credits roll.

2/5 

2 comments:

  1. Despite occasional moments of silliness, the old-fashioned sense of adventure and brilliantly rendered aliens elevate this above other derivative big-budget sci-fi fare. I still wished that Kitsch did a lot better in this lead role but he was only there for eye-candy really. Good review. What also stinks is that this flick probably won’t make back any of its 250 million dollar budget. Give my review a look when you can.

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    1. You know what mate, you're probably right. I do stand by my opinion but truth be told, there are far worse sci-fantasy flicks out there. I think Total Film summed it up best when they said John Carter the movie feels like a kid who's turned up late at his own party and all the other kids have had the cake and popped the balloons!

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