Thursday 23 August 2012

The Bourne Legacy


There is a funny little scene at the beginning of The Bourne Legacy. A top secret CIA team headed by ominous shadow man Eric Byer (Edward Norton) is gathered around a table looking over some agent profiles, when one member suddenly comes across Jason Bourne’s file, much to Byer’s annoyance. “You must be in the wrong meeting” deadpans Byer, before moving onto a different set of case studies.

That’s one giant hint Tony Gilroy is dropping in the audience’ lap. It’s almost as if the Bourne trilogy’s screenwriter is telling us to move on from what’s come before and embrace this new reality that runs parallel to the events of Paul Greengrass’ Ultimatum, making this effectively a “sidequel”, rather than a reboot or a spin-off. Out goes Matt Damon’s amnesiac rogue agent and in comes Aaron Cross (Jeremy Renner), a diminutive superspy powered by a set of blue and green pills.

Aside from the switch in leading men, the tone and style remain the same. Globetrotting still plays a big part (although this time the action steers well clear of our familiar European shores), improbable chases take place in believable scenarios and the plot is peppered with shaky-cam close-ups of men in suits talking tactics in rooms full of monitors. Even Moby’s Extreme Ways clocks in at the end credits mark.

And yet somehow, The Bourne Legacy doesn’t really live up to its pedigree. It’s not so much a disappointing film, but a curiously ineffective one.

Part of the reason could be down to new spy on the block, Aaron Cross. While Jeremy Renner may arguably be a more gifted actor than Matt Damon, he is definitely a less charismatic one. It sure doesn’t help that Cross is virtually the same character Renner’s already played in Mission Impossible 4 and The Avengers – both released in the past 12 months – not to mention that his fixation with getting his hands on a bunch of pills will alienate anyone who isn’t a) a junkie or b) a protein-popping fitness freak.

The other con is Gilroy’s direction. Michael Clayton may have been a hit with the critics, but here the erstwhile screenwriter seems to have adopted all of Greengrass’ tips and tricks to cover up his insecurity as an action filmmaker. The end result lacks of originality. And while we’re at it, he could have given Norton something more to do, other than stand around in what is a forgettable bureaucratic role.

Having said that, Legacy does boast a couple of action sequences that are on par with the very best the original trilogy had to offer – one particular scene, in which Aaron Cross runs to the rescue of Rachel Weisz’s perennially distressed scientist in an isolated mansion, is loaded with the same suspense and kinetic energy so often conjured in the previous films.

But as of now however, this franchise is hardly Bourne again.

2/5 

Sunday 5 August 2012

Ted


“No matter how big a splash you make in this world whether you’re Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit”, intones British thespian Patrick Stewart in Ted’s opening minutes. Promisingly, it is the first of many brilliant lines that Seth MacFarlane’s feature debut will have you quoting long after the end credits roll.

Despite boasting the polarizing humour found in Family Guy and American Dad, the film’s premise is nothing short of magical and heart-warming. Car salesman John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) used to be such an unpopular outcast, even the kid who’d get beaten up by the local bullies wouldn’t socialise with him. But one Christmas, proving there is nothing more powerful than a young boy’s wish (except an Apache Helicopter with machine guns and missiles), Johnny miraculously brings his teddy bear to life and the two become the best of friends.

Fast forward to the present and John is still hanging out with Ted (voiced by Macfarlane), except the once sweet and innocent soft toy has over the years become a foul-mouthed, pot-smoking slacker, much to the indignation of John’s girlfriend, Lori (Mila Kunis). She believes it’s time John matured a bit and got his act together. John on the other hand, loves hanging out with his buddy too much to let go…

Sound like a familiar scenario? Many male viewers will relate to the whole “girlfriend or best friend?” conundrum, and it is to MacFarlane’s credit that his comedy finds the time to focus on the themes of commitment and growing up. Although it must be said that, as exemplified by his flagship TV series, there is little to disguise the fact that MacFarlane is more at home with conjuring killer quips and outlandish scenarios, rather than sticking to a solid narrative structure. But while this would be a fatal flaw in a lesser comedy, the Family Guy creator makes it work to his advantage.

The seemingly endless gag rate will appease those who were worried the trailer had revealed all the best bits (highpoints include hilarious cameos, the most surreal house party ever and a hotel room scrap that would have Matt Damon and Paul Greengrass in a standing ovation) and the actors delivering the lines are all on top form – Mark Walhberg’s rapid fire list of white trash names is particularly impressive.

But as it is to be expected, it is the titular teddy bear that will stick in mind the most. It may be the shock and novelty of hearing an adorable-looking critter spout such a colorful (read: potentially offensive depending on your gender/religion/fanboy allegiances) repertoire of insults, but Ted is simply the funniest character of the year, hands down. By the end of the film you won’t know whether you’ll want to boycott, cuddle or share a beer with him. Chances are you’ll want to do all three.    

4/5